THE BIGGEST CLUB
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HOW IT'S PLAYED

Every fan on earth says their club is massive. The argument has been running for about a century with no scoreboard. This is the scoreboard: one global table, any club on the planet, ranked by what fans actually put up. No polls, no trophies-per-decade debates. Receipts.

  1. Pick your club, put money on it. Anything from $2. Table position = total money contributed by that club's fans, all-time, worldwide. Nothing else counts.
  2. It's permanent. No refunds, no resets, nothing to win. You are buying bragging rights and a public receipt: your name, your amount, your taunt, your link.
  3. Club not on the table? $5 creates it: name, colors, logo. First fan in is the founding fan, remembered forever.
  4. Take the exact spot above you. Every club shows the precise receipt that puts it above the next one. Pay it and watch the swap.
  5. Thrones. The biggest single receipt on a club owns that club's throne until someone outspends it in one go.
  6. Crowns. The biggest club of each country wears its crown, and paints the whole country on the world map.
  7. Matchday fan wars. When two table clubs meet in a real fixture, receipts from 6h before kickoff until the final whistle decide who wins the stands. The win is permanent.
  8. Streaks, derbies, salt. Clubs with receipts every day carry a flame. Rivals within 10% trigger derby banners. Lose on the pitch while sitting below your rival here, and the ticker will let everyone know.

Fan-made. Not affiliated with any club, league, or federation. Not gambling: nothing can be won, and this is the purest product ever sold, bragging rights. Full fine print in the rules. Banter is encouraged, hate is not.